I-feel-like-I'm-fixin'-to-die Rag

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Well, come on all you, big strong men,
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Uncle Sam needs your help again.
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He's got himself in a terrible jam
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Way down yonder in Vietnam
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So put down your books and pick up a gun,
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We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.

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And it's one, two, three,
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What are we fighting for ?
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Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
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Next stop is Vietnam;
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And it's five, six, seven,
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Open up the pearly gates,
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Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
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Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Well, come on generals, let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Gotta go out and get those reds —
The only good commie is the one who's dead
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.

And it's one, two, three …

Well, come on Wall Street, don't move slow,
Why man, this is war au-go-go.
There's plenty good money to be made
By supplying the Army with the tools of the trade,
Just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb,
They drop it on the Viet Cong.

And it's one, two, three …

Well, come on mothers throughout the land,
Pack your boys off to Vietnam.
Come on fathers, don't hesitate,
Send 'em off before it's too late.
And be the first one on your block
To have your boy come home in a box.

And it's one, two, three …