Penis song

Isn`t it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn`t i frightfully good to have a dong
It´s swell to have a stiffy
it`s divine to own a dick
from the tiniest little tadger
to the world`s biggest prick

So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
your piece of pork, your wife`s best friend
your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
you can slip it in your sock
But don`t take it out in public
or they will stick you in the dock
And you won`t come back